Today I visited Wenzel's in the unmitigated shithole that is Uxbridge and treated myself to a Crispy Bacon and Egg Mayonnaise roll. While I was disappointed that the employees were of the Polak variety, I have to say that I was delighted with the quality of my roll. It was fairly large, and I couldn't fault the asking price of £1.60 despite my proclivity to a good old haggle. The bacon was indeed crispy and that's no bad thing, because there's nothing worse than floppy bacon in a roll in my opinion. I was also pleased with the quality of mayonnaise that had been lovingly blended with the large chunks of egg. Honestly, the whole thing was a taste sensation!
The only area of disappointment was that Wenzel's only sell Welsh mineral water in their Uxbridge shop. I'm loath to drink water from the Principality that gave us Neil Kinnock, irritating shrieking gobshite Charlotte Church, and that strumpet with the intolerable accent from The One Show. In fact, I'd rather drink my own piss. It wasn't until I'd finished drinking it that I realised what I'd done. Bloody good job that I have the whole weekend to detox with copious amounts of alcohol.
Anyway, pay Wenzel's a visit! They make good stuff.
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