Vince Cable, Head Mongtard.

This here is self-important twat Vince Cable.  He has declared war on the Murdoch Empire. He also has nuclear weapons.  He will shortly be invaded by the United States after he ejected Hans Blix of the IAEA and his team of weapons inspectors.  Mr. Blix has confirmed that Cable does have a stockpile of enriched uranium tucked up his arsehole, and has the capacity to strike deep at the heart of absolutely fuck all without even so much as a 45 minute warning. 

Get a grip, Vince. If you left the government, I very much doubt that anyone would even notice. Or care, come to that.